Laugh It Up, Fuzzball

The Craptacular Friday Shuffle Results:

Well hell, guys, I guess the bloom is off of this rose. Maybe the Friday Shuffle Guessing Game should just be a monthly thing...hm. I'll think about that. Anyway click below to see answers to the eight missed lyrics. I'm hiding them just in case we have some readers that still want to try their luck...

FuzzFact #26:

Have you seen the annoying ads for that new Lifetime show Angela's Eyes? You know, where that chick says "My name is Angela, and I know when you're lying."

Well friends, my name is Fuzzball, and I know when you're lying.

Obviously I can't tell if you're lying over e-mail or blog entries, but if I was face-to-face with you? Absolutely.

It's a blessing and a curse, to be honest. Sometimes I'd really like to be able to just believe everything and everyone at face value. Unfortunately, when I get that feeling, I know that I'm not getting the real truth, and I can't let it go. I have to know what's really going on.

Too tired to blog, too hot to sleep...

But I'm trying...

What the...?

After lunch I decided to check on the status of an online order that I recently placed with MAC. I went to the UPS site and entered my tracking number. I couldn't believe it-- Over the past three days my little package has traveled the following path:

Easton, MD ---> Laurel, MD ---> Baltimore, MD ---> Roanoke, VA ---> Knoxville, TN ---> Nashville, TN ---> Memphis, TN ---> Little Rock, AR ---> Mesquite, TX

Well, it's official. My package is having more of a life than I am. I wonder if it stopped off at Graceland...

OH MY GOD it's the Friday Shuffle Guessing Game!

You guys know the rules -- these are the opening lyrics to the first 12 songs that play when I hit SHUFFLE on my iPod. Don't use Google or I'll hunt you down. >:D

Bonne chance!!

1. "Saying "I love you" / Is not the words I want to hear from you / It's not that I want you / Not to say, but if you only knew..."

2. "One day, one night, one moment / My dreams could be tomorrow / One step, one fall, one falter / East or West,/ Over earth or by ocean..."

3. "Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic / Another Dimension, Another Dimension / Well Now don't you tell me to smile / You stick around I'll make it worth your while..."

4. "In my dreams I'm dying all the time / As I wake its kaleidoscopic mind / I never meant to hurt you / I never meant to lie..."

5. "I can't believe you / You bend your words / Like Uri Geller's spoons / Not quite safe here / When every judgement / Seems to smack of doom..."

6. "You can't know, oh no / You can't know / How much I think about you, no / It's making my head spin..."

7. "Brains, on a brick wall, when gender bombs would fall / The sordid way allotted phrases infiltrate your skull..."

8. "It'll all click when the mortgage clears / All our fears will disappear / Now you go to bed / I'm staying here / I've got another level that I want to clear..."

9. "Each day just goes so fast I turn around - it's past / You don't get time to hang a sign on me / Love me while you can / Before I'm a dead old man..."

10. "Nobody else could make me happy / No one could hurt me like you do / You were the only one that mattered..."

11. "To my surprise, and my delight / I saw sunrise, I saw sunlight / I am nothing in the dark / And the clouds burst to show daylight..."

12. "Love, can I be loved / Love, could I ever really be loved / Love, if you ever find me I wonder / Will you try me I'm so different than before..."

FuzzFact #25:

I am not a bar girl. I don't like bars. I don't like the smoking, the crowded room, the meat-market atmosphere, the noise...

Mainly I don't like the smoking.

This was difficult for me when I was younger, because bars were the only place that people my age went to "hang out". I realized after college, though, that I just didn't care about being "cool". I didn't like bars, and I wasn't going to go to them. Everything was a lot simpler after that.

Nothing compares to the joy of Project Runway. Nothing.

Oh God I love Project Runway. If you don't already know that about me, well, now you do. It is the ONLY reality show for me. I've never watched Survivor, I get bored of American Idol after the goofy auditions, I stopped watching Real World after I graduated from high school...but Project Runway will hold me in its grasp forever. FOREVER, I say!

I won't bother trying to wittily recap each show here, because I'm just not that funny. The best recap of last night's show can be found here. Everytime I read it I bust out laughing. Jubilee Jumbles!!!

Seriously, this show is fabulous.

FuzzFact #24:

Fresh cherries are one of my favorite fruits, but I detest anything cherry-flavored, including candy, desserts, medicine, even maraschino cherries.

Goodnight all, I'm off to dream...

So here's my idea:

I have a number of incredibly talented photographer friends. You know who you are. So what I'm thinking is that I'd like to collect a number of my favorite pictures from my favorite photographers and frame them for my apartment.

I only like to hang things on my walls that mean something to me. I don't buy art to match something, or because it's "important" or what-have-you. I buy art that reminds me of something that I love, or an experience that I had, or people that I care about. This way I'd have beautiful art that was taken by people that I dig! Cool idea? I think so. Now I just have to a) decide what pictures I want and b) hope that my friends will allow me copies of said pictures.