Jess of Apropos of Something has asked me and three other readers to fill in for him on his blog while he skips town to avoid a Mafia hit. Or to go on vacation. I'm leaning towards the hit. ANYWAY I have long since decided that Jess is my pop-culture boyfriend as he and I seem to be of the same mind about pretty much all things awesome, like Star Wars or Archie comics. Jess is married, but his darling wife need not worry since a) they live in a totally different part of the country and b) I only want her husband for his ability to name all of the main characters from Homestar Runner.
My other pop-culture boyfriend is, of course, Chris. I've never told him that because single boys tend to be skittish and I don't want him to think that I'm planning some sort of theme wedding where we get married by a guy dressed like a Vulcan. (But seriously, how cool would that be. I ask you.)
Where was I? Oh yes, I'm guest blogging at Apropos of Something. Check it out.