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What is a Fuzzball?


  • One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:

    A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.

    A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.

    A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.

    A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.

    A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.

    Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.

    Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.

    You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.

    Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.

    Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)

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Comments

Pete

Whew. That took more than five minutes.

Can I take this to mean you've never read the Star Wars Technical Commentaries?

My personal favorite is the one detailing the catastrophe that would've befallen Endor after the destruction of the second Death Star.

Tracy

*mouth agape, totally speechless*

Arcane Gazebo

Oh, sure the Empire has better numbers, but only because they're completely ridiculous. 2.4 million megatons? Supposing they get that energy from a perfectly efficient matter-antimatter reaction, they'd need 100 metric tons of antimatter per gun per shot!

Also, the page fails to take into account that all Empire military installations contain some design flaw that allows them to be destroyed by low-yield fire from a single small craft. Can't Grand Moff Tarkin get a Stormtrooper to put a garbage can lid over the exhaust port or something?

Pete

Yeah, but don't tell me Vader wouldn't just be able to telepathically get the prefix code from...oh, just about every Starfleet captain in existence. Speaking of design flaws.

Tracy

I've created a monster, here...

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