Hunter Thompson wields his poison pen in Rolling Stone as he discusses his total adoration for all things Texas, Bush, and Houston. Adoration, that's right. He's just hiding it...deep...deep...dooooown...
Things haven't changed all that much where George W. Bush comes from. Houston is a cruel and crazy town on a filthy river in East Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex, money and violence. It's a shabby sprawling metropolis ruled by brazen women, crooked cops and super-rich pansexual cowboys who live by the code of the West -- which can mean just about anything you need it to mean, in a pinch.Wait, wait, wait, I thought that sex, money and violence were the backbone of this whole country, man! You should be thanking Houston for acting as such an excellent model for American capitalism. Can I get a whoop whoop? No?
Yeah, this Thompson guy is a real bastard. And did he just call me brazen? What the hell?
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