ME: *huge sigh* I'm morose.
Co-worker: *continuing to type away* You're a-what?
ME: I'm morose.
**long pause**
Co-worker: Well I'm a turkey.
One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:
A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.
A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.
A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.
A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.
A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.
Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.
Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.
You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.
Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.
Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)
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lol... should've just called coworker that and see what that response would have been..
Posted by: Nynaeve | March 25, 2005 at 04:56 AM
That coworker was right on the money, actually.
Posted by: Jay | March 25, 2005 at 09:25 PM
That is hysterical!
Posted by: Lou | March 25, 2005 at 11:33 PM
I'm not exactly sure why, but that had me laughing out loud for like 10 minutes. Thank you :)
Posted by: Jill | April 02, 2005 at 01:54 AM
I had exactly the same reaction, that's why I had to post it. AHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Tracy | April 04, 2005 at 08:41 AM