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What is a Fuzzball?

  • One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:

    A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.

    A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.

    A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.

    A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.

    A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.

    Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.

    Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.

    You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.

    Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.

    Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)

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Hey Tracy, and hello fellow ________[label to be determined]! I decided to write up a list of possible reader labels! Maybe all (four of) your fans could even VOTE on the one we like best!

*WARNING: the post below contains explicit content/words.

**SECOND WARNING: the above warning redundantly warns against the explicit nature of this post by describing the "content" it "contains."

***THIRD WARNING: the end is nigh. a revolution is upon us.

Here's the list! (Paranthetical asides are asides and not to be interpretted as part of the suggested name.)

1) Fuzzballs (simple, yet effective)
2) Fuzzies
3) Fuzz-Fans / Fuzzy Fans
4) Fuzzbuckets
5) Losers (simple, yet mean)
6) Wookies
7) Fuzzles
8) Fuzzii (but put one of those double-dots above the u)
9) Fuzzheads
10) Fuzzy Nuts ('cuz all of your readers are so nutty!!)
11) Fuzz Nuts (see above)
12) Fuzzy Assholes ('cuz some of us are assholes!)
13) Fuzzy ________ (<--insert body part)
14) Friends of the Fuzz / Fuzz Friends / Fuzzy Friends
15) Crips or Bloods (no particular reason)
16) Fuzz-Holes (it just sounds right)
17) Fuzzbrains
18) Fuzzicists / Fuzzists
19) FuzzFucks
20) Fuzzlings
21) Fuzzgul (a'la the Nazgul from LOTR)
22) Fuzzwads
23) Fuzz-o-crats / Refuzzlicans (to hell with libertarians. I think suggestion #12 takes care of them, anyways).
24) Fuzz-ups
25) MotherFuzzers.

If anyone else has suggestions, feel free to add them to this already great list! Oh, and if you do so, don't forget to go conquer the world or something, cuz if you're arrogant enough to think YOU can improve this fucking awesome list, then you're likely some sort of deranged meglamaniac/extreme asshole or something. You jerk. No one likes you.


Queen of the Fuzzguls

Pick #21 !!!!

*Sigh* I thought I would make it until at least 10am without dorkin' up my day.


*jaw dropping*

That list blows my freaking mind. I think I WILL have to have a poll to pick the appropriate reader label.

(I also think that the Queen of the Fuzzguls should seriously think about what her king is doing with his free time...)


Man I love you guys.

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