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What is a Fuzzball?

  • One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:

    A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.

    A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.

    A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.

    A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.

    A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.

    Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.

    Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.

    You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.

    Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.

    Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)

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Oh, you left out one of the MOST OBVIOUS cliches...during that high speed car chase (which ensues when you tell the cabbie to "follow that car") you MUST hit a fruit stand, no matter what country, what city, what terrain. If you're in an aircar in a 29th century city, surrounded by buildings made of metal-plasma-alloys and food is created by molecular rearrangement (a la Star Trek replicators), you STILL have to hit a fruit stand during that car chase. Dodging a huge pane of glass being carried by two men or on a truck is optional. Narrowly missing a big truck unloading is optional, but you MUST hit a fruit stand! ;-)


If I were ever to be involved in some natural and/or alien-created disaster, I would want to be in it as a dog. Because the dog always lives.

And, if one day I am an evil warlord in command of an evil army, and one day my evil army has my enemy surrounded at gun/knife/swordpoint, I will tell them to stand back. I'll take him myself, because nobody can defeat me...


You missed 'crack a safe just by listening to the clicks as I turn the tumbler.' You've been watchin' too much TV...


I would hear a strange noise in the house in the middle of the night and then the electricity would suddenly go out. I would climb out of bed, (without any clothes on of course), and decide to start looking in closets until some psycho killer stabs me to death, but not without several gratuitous shots of my more than ample bosom.


this is the best list EVER.

If you need a side kick for your evil plans. I'm so in.


I thought about this post yesterday while watching King Kong. Jack Driscoll (Adrian Brodie) jumps into a cab and says (I'm not kidding) "Follow that ape!" Naturally, the taxi driver bails out at this point, so Driscoll soon finds himself behind the wheel of a speeding taxi---which hits a fruit stand. I rest my case: the fruit stand may be right behind the car chase in all-time movie cliches. ;-)

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