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What is a Fuzzball?


  • One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:

    A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.

    A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.

    A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.

    A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.

    A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.

    Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.

    Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.

    You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.

    Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.

    Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)

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Comments

captain coco nuts

You ask one of the men the following question:

"If I were to ask that OTHER guy over there which door leads to Heaven, what would HE say?"

The truthful man and the liar will necessarily tell you the same door, from which you can deduce that said door leads to hell, so take the other one.

The Golden Child

fantastic, well done. if you didn't know that riddle before i am very impressed...wow.

Fuzzball

That made my brain hurt.

captain nono cuts

There is a well circulated variant of this problem/riddle called (something like) "the prisoner problem." I recalled this after I solved it, tho. AND OMG, DID YOU WATCH LOST??? WHAT A FUCKING RIP.

sdit

I have smoke coming outta my ears just reading the explanation!

Chris

The Riddle of the Sphinx is another good one. Or is that too easy and obvious?

liz

I asked this riddle at work one day years ago and one guy just couldn't get it that you could only ask one of them the question. He totally freaked. He was yelling and jumping up and down. It took him three days to be able to speak civilly to me again.

boo

I love that riddle... it's in the film... "Labyrinth"... which is the only way... i know how to figure it out!...

boo

My other fave thing... is the... petals round the rose game... where you have five dice... and you have to say how many...

jojo

that is sooo hard. now i have a headache!

Lady Gaga

Say you were wearing a blue shirt. You could go up to one man and ask "What color is my shirt?" if he says anything other than blue you go to the next guy and demand "Bring me to the door of heaven!" Because he is obviously the truth teller. If the person you asked about your shirt says it is blue than you demand him to take you to the door of heaven because he is obviously the truth teller.

This way you ask only one question!

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