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FuzzFact #38

When I was in 7th grade my mother stuffed my bra and went to a costume party dressed as Dolly Parton.

Oh, you read that right. Embarrassing? You bet. There's really nothing else to say about it. Just take a moment.

September 22, 2006 in 100 FuzzFacts |

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M_D

For Halloween? Nah...
I'd give it, at the very most, a two on the Embarass-o-meter since it was for a costume party.
Now if it were, let's just say, to go to the grocery store to pick up a gallon of milk in the middle of an ordinary day: a perfect 10.

See? Things could be much worse. :o)
I'm such a twisted optimist...

Posted by: M_D | September 23, 2006 at 10:58 PM

Mom

EXCUUUUUUSE ME! I was DOLLY PAR-WITCH, I'll have you know! And can I help it that I've been stuffing my bra since junior high? Some of us girls just didn't get all the goods!!!

Posted by: Mom | September 25, 2006 at 05:04 PM

Dick (No, really!)

I think they're missing the fact that she was wearing her 7TH GRADE daughter's bra and was able to go as Dolly Parton. Did any of your school friends find out about it? If so, they must have made your life miserable.

Posted by: Dick (No, really!) | September 27, 2006 at 02:42 PM

Fuzzball

Nah, my friends thought it was hilarious. I was the only one that was mortified. :P

Posted by: Fuzzball | September 27, 2006 at 02:44 PM

hedonistic pleasureseeker

Oh dear. I just fitted my daughter for a bra today and she's already a 32C. She's 14. God help us all.

Posted by: hedonistic pleasureseeker | October 01, 2006 at 07:50 AM

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