When I was in 7th grade my mother stuffed my bra and went to a costume party dressed as Dolly Parton.
Oh, you read that right. Embarrassing? You bet. There's really nothing else to say about it. Just take a moment.
One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:
A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.
A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.
A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.
A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.
A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.
Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.
Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.
You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.
Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.
Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)
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For Halloween? Nah...
I'd give it, at the very most, a two on the Embarass-o-meter since it was for a costume party.
Now if it were, let's just say, to go to the grocery store to pick up a gallon of milk in the middle of an ordinary day: a perfect 10.
See? Things could be much worse. :o)
I'm such a twisted optimist...
Posted by: M_D | September 23, 2006 at 10:58 PM
EXCUUUUUUSE ME! I was DOLLY PAR-WITCH, I'll have you know! And can I help it that I've been stuffing my bra since junior high? Some of us girls just didn't get all the goods!!!
Posted by: Mom | September 25, 2006 at 05:04 PM
I think they're missing the fact that she was wearing her 7TH GRADE daughter's bra and was able to go as Dolly Parton. Did any of your school friends find out about it? If so, they must have made your life miserable.
Posted by: Dick (No, really!) | September 27, 2006 at 02:42 PM
Nah, my friends thought it was hilarious. I was the only one that was mortified. :P
Posted by: Fuzzball | September 27, 2006 at 02:44 PM
Oh dear. I just fitted my daughter for a bra today and she's already a 32C. She's 14. God help us all.
Posted by: hedonistic pleasureseeker | October 01, 2006 at 07:50 AM