For telling the truth, depressing though it may be.
One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:
A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.
A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.
A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.
A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.
A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.
Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.
Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.
You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.
Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.
Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)
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Scary. I read somewhere that any photo you've ever seen of any celebrity has been touched up, somehow. One wonders if they begin to believe they really look like they do in magazines. That would explain the popularity of plastic surgery among them.
Posted by: Chris | October 17, 2006 at 03:58 PM
They touch up celebrities all the time. In fact, it's common practice in film advertising to place the actress' head on another woman's body for movie posters.
Posted by: Datadog | October 17, 2006 at 04:22 PM
No fair! I need better Photoshop plugins. ;)
Posted by: Jess | October 18, 2006 at 07:52 AM
Come now, Jess, we all know that the lovely Dr. K. NEEDS no photoshopping!
Posted by: Fuzzball | October 18, 2006 at 08:22 AM