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Is this a plot to slowly drive me insane?

For the past week I have had a large pile of Dell boxes and the detritus that comes with new computer equipment sitting next to my very small trashcan. Each night that I've been here I have left a sign taped to the pile that says "TRASH - BASURA" so that the cleaning crew would take the pile away. Each morning I come in to find that they have taken the sign...and nothing else. They take the sign that says "trash" and they leave the pile of trash that HAD THE SIGN TAPED ON IT.

I think I'm developing a tic.

UPDATE: I have now added TWO signs and I have taped them to the wall above the pile of trash. One has a large orange arrow pointing down and the second sign reads "TODO EN ESTE MONTON ES BASURA." If that doesn't get through to them, I quit.

UPDATE, WEDNESDAY MORNING: They took the trash!! Hooray!!

November 28, 2006 in WTF?!? |

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Jess

I can relate. There's a huge trash bin just down the hall from my office at school. There's a sign taped to the front of the thing reading "This is not a trashcan."

What's that supposed to mean? Is it some kind of postmodern art exhibit? If it's not a trashcan, what is it?

Sigh.

Posted by: Jess | November 28, 2006 at 09:31 AM

Torrie

I'm sorry, but that cracks me up.

Posted by: Torrie | November 28, 2006 at 11:16 AM

Fuzzball

Then my job here is done. ;)

Posted by: Fuzzball | November 28, 2006 at 11:40 AM

seacreature

That's fucking hysterical! Further proof that peoples is just gettin' stupider.

Posted by: seacreature | November 28, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Mom

Okay, we have had rotting pumpkins in the hall outside my classroom for a week with a note that says "basura" attached. Apparently, the devoted workers who empty and clean have another word for trash in whatever language they speak and/or read. In fact, at our school, the best way not to get something thrown away is to tape a note with "basura" on it. I'm wondering if "basura" really means "the most wonderful thing I have ever had and please take very good care of it"!

Posted by: Mom | November 28, 2006 at 04:53 PM

Suzie

Ok, your Mom's comment cracked me up just as much as your post! :-)

Posted by: Suzie | November 28, 2006 at 09:38 PM

Gymshoes

I think those guys were just messing with you by taking the sign that said "trash" and not the trash itself. ;-) The rotting pumpkins are tougher to explain. :-(

Posted by: Gymshoes | November 29, 2006 at 11:48 AM

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