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What is a Fuzzball?


  • One question I hear more than any other is What's a Fuzzball??" Allow me to explain:

    A Fuzzball is a 30-year-old fallen debutante who lives in Houston, TX with a bossy dog and an even bossier parrot who she SWEARS is the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.

    A Fuzzball prefers animals to most people, because people can really suck sometimes.

    A Fuzzball loves music, ALL music ALL of the time. If she's not listening to it, then she's singing it.

    A Fuzzball has a mad love for all things British, especially their actors.

    A Fuzzball is blissfully happy in a bookstore, preferably one with good music playing in the background. If you look under a Fuzzball's bed you'll usually find an entire library of books that she has dropped there after falling asleep reading.

    Fuzzballs are usually incurable romantics, ridiculously optimistic, and bent on making the world a happier place.

    Your typical Fuzzball will probably have a completely bizarre sense of humor. Just go with it, it will take you to funny places.

    You should also be aware that Fuzzballs are giant nerds. Seriously. Science fiction, computers, the whole shebang.

    Fuzzballs are also budding photographers. They love looking at the world through a lens and finding new ways to be creative.

    Oh...and you can also look for a Fuzzball in one of the best movies ever made. ;)

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Comments

tysgirl

LOL. I love this post!

New Chris

I'm sorry, I blacked out there for a minute...what were you talking about?

Seriously, isn't this the point where if this were an episode of Scrubs, The Todd would jump out and say something like "You think those are magic, watch me pull a XXXX out of a hat."

Joolie

You are splendid.

Ern

OMG, that is the funniest story I've read all day!

Jess

Ha! I can't believe you included the photo. :)

And kudos to New Chris for referencing The Todd in his comment.

Mom

Well, at least you didn't have two pairs of wadded-up socks in there, too, like I used to have! Remember Dolly Parwitch!

sister

that post made my week.

southernfriedgirl

You are my hero. LOL

Gymshoes

I'm still laughing! This is one of the best stories you've told! I love it! You need a new category: Fuzzball's Greatest Hits in which you can retroactively put posts that get the best response. This one gets my vote! :-D

joe blogs

You should release a pop up story book.

jemison

What's not to love about boobs...

Funny story.

Torrie

AWESOME.

TCV

Fabulous story.

I concur with Joe Bloggs.

To quote Steve Martin
"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

Erin

That is one friggin' hilarious story!

Boobs are the best for keeping things safe. I keep my cell phone in my bra (or as I like to call it, my "breast pocket"). The ringer isn't very loud so I hardly ever hear it when it's in my purse. You wouldn't believe the looks I get when I whip it out to answer a call. :)

Brie

I put my card there too if I don't have pockets. If I'm walking around the house listening to my XM MP3, I put that in my bra strap too. (Instant pocket!)

BadAunt

I think I might be jealous. If I stuck my credit card into my bra I'd be fishing around for half an hour trying to find it. There's too much SPACE in there. :-D

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