Damn, my friends are good for my ego!

So my friend Tracey recently broke up with her boyfriend of a year. He's a douche, we've offered to stab him, I'm not going to linger on my vengeful fantasies regarding that dickwad. Our mutual friend Brent then Twittered to Tracey that he was going to start wearing a t-shirt that said "Ask me about my hot single friend." That started a whole mess o' Twitters about Brent wanting to "pimp out" his single girl friends.

When he told me that he wanted to include me in his list I was immediately flattered, obviously. ;) However I asked him to leave me off of the list for a couple of reasons, the main being I'm not...really...single. *ooooooh* ;) Never one to pass up a compliment, though, I asked Brent to tell me what had planned on writing about me, and he sent me the following:

TheFuzzball - I can't even start typing anything about Tracy without giggling, because she is the funniest person I've ever met in person.  If you like the TheBloggess's style of humor, you'll love Tracy.  They're different women, but TheFuzzball talks like TheBloggess writes, and with equal speed.  To me, the best part is that she's not making jokes by slamming people - she's just genuinely funny.  When I needed photos for work, I called Tracy because I knew the photo shoot would be a nonstop laughfest, and sure enough, Tracy's photos conveyed how much fun we had.  Oooo, there's a good idea: if you're a single geek guy, contact her about doing a photo shoot.  Say you need headshots for your presentations.  It's like a first date, only not really a date, so you can get to know each other in a relaxed environment.  What's that, you say?  I should stick to database administration instead of date planning?  Okay.  On to the next hottie.

And I would have written more, but I couldn't have you that far out of balance with the rest of 'em!  :-D  You're such a doll.  I swear to God, if I was single I'd be kicking down your door - well, and then probably begging for medical help for my freshly broken leg, because I don't do a lot of door-kicking.

Let me say this: All girls need a friend like Brent. :D He and his darling girlfriend Erika are two more reasons why I love the Caroline Collective. I never would have met them otherwise!